And the sparks they flew And there on the floor on the top of a whore was Dangerous Dan McGrew. At the cocoanut shies, Dan McGrew shut his eyes, He picked up a ball made of lead, He let fly at a nut, but it bounced in a rut. And the matter at hand between the two, "You'll not touch the girl while I'm still on hand." This is a story of downfall and shameThe end in Alaska of a very proud nameThe boys were all drinking and talking of assOf virgins and whores and rolls in the grass.Of fairies and cocksmen and old moby dickWho drove the girls crazy with a wart on his prickNow over all this commotionIn the corner sparks flewFor there on the floor, on top of a whore,Lay Dangerous Dan McGrew.And out of the night as black as a bitch,And into the din and the smoke,Came shady old prick right up from the crick,With a rusty old load in his poke.He rolled out his cock to display to the flockAnd every asshole squirmedHe drew from his belt a big bag of goldAnd laid it down with a grinHe turned to the crowd and said in a loud voice:\"I've come to give Dangerous Dan a choice.\"This gold is for pleasure and I'm here to say\"I'll spend every nickel for one damned good lay\"So here's the deal straight and neat\"That girl you're on Dan or you in the seat\"A hush still as death came o'er that placeAnd the only smile seen was on the faceOf that old weezened stranger named AceThe crowd sat and waited for Dan to get throughAnd the matter at hand between the two\"You'll not touch the girl while I'm still on hand.\"Said the stranger, \"Then it's your ass Dangerous Dan.\"The crowd made clearing as the circle roundEach eyeing the other but neither gave groundThe lights went out, I ducked to the floor,And the stranger sprang in the dark.His aim was trueAnd the sparks they flewWhen his donnicker found its mark.Mid might and main and screams of painAnd a man's voice was heard in the roomThere were sighs and moans and farts and groans,And three bodies lay stacked in the gloomThen a moan of delight mingled with painA scream, then a moan, again and againThe crowd was astounded as the lights were litAnd showed two men locked together all covered with shitA figure arose from the two locked togetherStaggered out of the bar and into the weatherWith a satisfied look on his pan.For there on the floor,With his asshole tore,Lay poor old Dangerous Dan. Call Number/Physical Location AFC 1939/007: AFS 02343 A Source Collection Alan Lomax Collection of Michigan and Wisconsin Recordings (AFC 1939/007) . burned. . The match was completed in only 2 hours and 5 minutes with the efficient preparation of the shooters. Each eyeing the other but neither gave ground. - 1949 Also recorded by: Hank Snow A bunch of the boys were whoopin' it up At the Malamute Caf And the ragtime kid at the music box Was a jazzin' a tune that was gay And back of the bar in a After Dan gets knocked down, he accuses the stranger of having . And two men lay stiff and stark. the Plebes have to push their chairs in to the table and stand erect me particularly hard. There's men that somehow just grip your eyes, and hold them hard like a spell; And such was he, and he looked to me like a man who had lived in hell; With a face most hair, and the dreary stare of a dog whose day is done. so, I missed the end of World War II because the atom bomb had ended To learn more, check out our transcription guide or visit our transcribers forum. Digitized at 78 revolutions per minute. But, not knowing the answer, I made Against the white surface of the snow, the moving form was distinguishable for a long way, and, since . Play Dangerous Dan McGrew and discover followers on SoundCloud | Stream tracks, albums, playlists on desktop and mobile. Then on a sudden the music changed, so soft that you scarce could hear; But you felt that your life had been looted clean of all that it once held dear; That someone had stolen the woman you loved; that her love was a devil's lie; That your guts were gone, and the best for you was to crawl away and die. Back of the bar, in a solo game, sat Dangerous Dan McGrew, And watching his luck was his light-o'-love, the lady that's known as Lou. And the stranger turned, and his eyes they burned in a most peculiar way; Then his lips went in in a kind of grin, and he spoke, and his voice was calm. The end in Alaska of a very proud name. There are strange things done in the midnight sun By the men who moil for gold; The Arctic trails have their secret tales That would make your blood run cold; The Northern Lights have seen queer sights, But the queerest they ever did see Was that night on the marge of Lake Lebarge I cremated Sam McGee. While the man from the creeks lay clutched to the breast of the lady that's known as Lou. Animation Short Comedy This starts off as an adaptation of Robert Service's poem 'The Shooting of Dan McGrew', complete with a literal depiction of a man with one foot in the grave, but when Dan McGoo turns out to be Droopy, it turns into another Droopy-versus-the Wolf gagfest. Where else would I hope you enjoy it as much as I do. I just channeled Bob Service. I tried locating it in the other internet search engines but to no avail. The preferred versions suggested by an audio engineer at George Blood, L.P. have been copied to have the more friendly filenames. With only the howl of a timber wolf, and you camped there in the cold. It tells an anecdote of three characters: Dan McGrew, a prospector described as " dangerous ", who gives the title to the poem; McGrew's lover, named "Lou"; and lastly a weather-worn. And laid it down with a grin. And hunger not of the belly kind, that's banished with bacon and beans. I always did get He rolled out his cock to display to the flock hunger and night and the stars. in the upper half of the class I got to graduate a year early. Pitched on his head and pumped full of lead. Yet he tilted a poke of dust on the bar, and he called for drinks for the house. Captain from the other ship flag salutes. Use section headers above different song parts like [Verse], [Chorus], etc. This class rank And in him a passion me in the stomach on the way out of the mess hall. It tells an anecdote of three characters: Dan McGrew, a prospector described as dangerous, who gives the title to the poem; McGrews lover, named Lou; and lastly a weather-worn stranger who walks into the saloon where the former are, among a crowd of drinkers. I'm not so wise as the lawyer guys, but strictly between us two . And into the din and the smoke, This Youngster thought I needed a lot of attention because I hadnt He wrote A bunch of the boys were whooping it up in the Malamute saloon; The kid that handles the music-box was hitting a jag-time tune; Back of the bar, in a solo game, sat Dangerous Dan McGrew. a sitting position but without a chair. But the nub of the Annapolis program lies in the day-to-day academics. Groovy Movies is the solo project of Nick Carlisi and he goes straight back to 1966 when folks rarely bathed but hey, we loved 'em anyway. One Youngster who passed by me every day got in the habit of popping to strike a superior? I was scared, really scared that this web pages When out of the night, which was fifty below, and into the din and the glare, There stumbled a miner fresh from the creeks, dog-dirty, and loaded for bear. I will never understand my reaction but, instinctively, With Edmund Breese, William A. Morse, Kathryn Adams, Ordean Stark. Otherwise, use the links below or on the right hand side of the page to navigate the archives. This narrative poem takes place in a Yukon saloon during the Yukon Gold Rush of the late 1890s. The ballad makes frequent use of body-related terminology, with humorous consequences. Here is his version of "The Ballad of Dangerous Dan McGrew": A bunch of us lads was hoopin' up at one of the Yukon halls. Who drove the girls crazy with a wart on his prick. Reddit gives you the best of the internet in one place. It was the basis of a 1998 novel, The Man from the Creeks, by Robert Kroetsch,[2] a longtime admirer of Service's works. All these grades and your athletic and leadership marks went And showed two men locked together all covered with shit. The The boys were all drinking and talking of ass "That girl you're on Dan or you in the seat", A hush still as death came o'er that place These are the simple facts of the case, and I guess I ought to know. About Press Copyright Contact us Creators Advertise Developers Terms Privacy Policy & Safety How YouTube works Test new features Press Copyright Contact us Creators . Till at last that old piano fell in the way of his wandering gaze. When two ships approach each other in the ocean, the junior ship Captain, The poem is quoted at the beginning of the book. Although my class standing was lowered because of all the demerits I still cant imagine my decking that Youngster, but I When out of the night, which was fifty below, and into the din and glare, There stumbled a miner fresh from the creeks, dog-dirty, and loaded for bear. And hit a bald man's nut instead. learned it, please send us an email at When out of the night, which was fifty below, and into the din and the glare, There stumbled a miner fresh from the creeks, dog-dirty, and loaded for bear. Back of the bar, in a solo game, sat Dangerous Dan McGrew, And watching his luck was his light-o'-love, the lady that's known as Lou. The character of Dan McGrew was based on William Nelson McGrew (1883-1960), who was born and raised in Guinda, California to Isaac and Nellie Ophelia (Thomas) McGrew and whose nickname was "Dangerous Dan". In the corner sparks flew . the placards in Isherwood Hall. Sure enough, in one obscure This permits the Upper Classmen ", The crowd made clearing as the circle round Boy, was he surprised. to file out of the mess hall without any Plebes in the way. the only permitted response, Ill find out, Sir! eat, Sir. I couldnt have made a greater mistake. Dangerous Dan McFoo, 1939 cartoon directed by Tex Avery. The rag-time kid was having a drink; there was no one else on the stool. Staggered out of the bar and into the weather All poems are shown free of charge for educational purposes only in accordance with fair use guidelines. View history. Edit lyrics Lyrics for Dangerous Dan McGrew by Hank Snow A bunch of the boys were whooping it up in the Malamute saloon The kid that handles the music-box was hitting a jag-time tune Back at the bar in a solo game sat Dangerous Dan McGrew Director Tex Avery Writers Heck Allen (story) And a woman screamed and the lights went up. 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